today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this
The fuck to do you mean for six year olds
how much piss you think that ball pit holds?
…did i just witness a three-way crossover
yes i did
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i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay
You look fantastic. What are you wearing?
you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick